So now that I'm a working man, I'm too good for this blog. Really, I'm way cooler than this blog. I swear, on a scale of one to awesome I'm super great. This blog is living in my shadow. Then again, everyone lives in my shadow. Shaky's shadow encompasses all! I'm feeling a bit obnoxious and narcissistic tonight and why shouldn't I? I'm fuckin cool and you know it! If you could capture the cool coming off my body, you'd be able to make popsicles. God, sometimes it perplexes me how ridiculously fabulous I am. I declare today national Shaky day!